So, upon first impression...kangaroos would probably be filed under the "cute" category. I mean, they have flopsy ears and a long funny tail and jump around all day. Not very threatening, right? WRONG. FURTHER INSPECTION reveals just how ridiculously RIPPED they are. Have you ever seen a kangaroo's thigh muscles? Also, they have ONE GIANT CLAW on each foot that could stab a hole through the ozone layer. They are also way mangier than I remembered...look at this guy! Doesn't he look like he just wants to kill something? Can't you see the hatred in those beady, souless eyes?...Okay so maybe I should sick one of these roos on the jerk face who smashed my rear windshield in last night. Kangaroo claw through the eye! (Just kidding, that would be terrible.)
Speaking of hateful kangaroos... check this out.
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